6 Ways To Tell If Your Hamster Is Planning To Assassinate The Prime Minister

6 Ways To Tell If Your Hamster Is Planning To Assassinate The Prime Minister
1) If your hamster bites the cage bars, it is actually practicing for when it bites the PM
2) If the TV is on with the PM making a speech, and your hamster starts squeaking, it is squeaking threats at him
3) If your hamster puts food in its pouches, it is storing food for the journey when it escapes to assassinate the PM
4) If your hamster is grooming, it is actually making itself up for the press conferences and newspaper photos when its crime is revealed
5) If your hamster escapes from its cage but you manage to get it back, it is actually a failed attempt at escaping to assassinate the PM
6) If your hamster hardly drinks water, it is training itself to bear with thirst during its journey to assassinate the PM 
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