1) Your scars might start a fad
2) If you don't survive, you might me glorified as a life-sacrificing hero
3) No pain, no gain (you never know what good might come out of it)
4) You'll be famous in both the bear and human world
5) You can boast to people about your 'wilderness' experience
6) If you survive, you might me glorified as that brave person who survived the bear attack
7) If you don't survive, you will never have to bear those torturous MATH/science/whatever lessons again!
8) You'll get to be up close and in contact with a real live bear (very few people have done that!)
9) Your story of survival and healing might be turned into a book and movie (=$$)
10) You might start a new TV show- WRESTLE MAUL MANIA
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