11 Rules To Follow In A Posh, Expensive Restaurant

11 Rules To Follow In A Posh, Expensive Restaurant
1) Ask the waiter for a hot dog
2) See how long you can hold your finger over the candlelight
3) Use your napkin as a neckerchief and pretend to be a cowboy
4) Make music with your cutlery
5) Ask the chef if the foie de gras comes with french fries
6) Order soup and slurp it up really noisily
7) Lick your plate/bowl when you're done eating
8) Fold the bill into a paper airplane
9) Swing from the chandelier
10) If the waiter can't see you raising your hand, stand on your chair and shout for him
11) Use your bread as spitballs