Wednesday, April 14, 2010

6 Steps To Discipline Your Disobedient Toaster

6 Steps To Discipline Your Disobedient Toaster
1) Smack firmly with both hands
2) Place in corner of kitchen cupboard for a timeout of 10 minutes
3) If disobedience continues, repeat Steps 1 & 2
4) If disobedience STILL continues, threaten to throw it away
5) If Steps 1, 2, 3 & 4 ALL failed, just throw it away and buy a new one
6) Repeat all steps if disobedience occurs in new toaster

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