5 Basic Rules of Social Etiquette

5 Basic Rules of Social Etiquette
1) ALWAYS burp in the ear of the person sitting next to you
2) Order juice, bit really hard on the straw and leave saliva covered all over it
3) Empty the liquid in your wine glass, wet your finger, and run your finger in circles around the rim of the glass (this makes a really cool sound, plus it annoys people too)
4) ALWAYS stuff an entire chicken wing in your mouth, and spit out the bones very obviously
5) ALWAYS use your fork to dig your ear

6 Ways To Annoy The Public

6 Ways To Annoy The Public
1) Hog the hand-dryer/hair-dryer in the toilet by blowing it at your face and pretending to be a rock star
2) Stand in the lift singing 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' non-stop
3) Spin around with your arms flung out in the middle of a walkway/pavement
4) Stand in the middle of nowhere in a shopping mall, saying 'Beep' randomly
5) Step on any passer-by's foot when they pass by you
6) When in the toilet, lock the cubicle you are in, climb into another vacant one and lock it too, etc