5 Basic Rules of Social Etiquette

5 Basic Rules of Social Etiquette
1) ALWAYS burp in the ear of the person sitting next to you
2) Order juice, bit really hard on the straw and leave saliva covered all over it
3) Empty the liquid in your wine glass, wet your finger, and run your finger in circles around the rim of the glass (this makes a really cool sound, plus it annoys people too)
4) ALWAYS stuff an entire chicken wing in your mouth, and spit out the bones very obviously
5) ALWAYS use your fork to dig your ear